Quagcuntan is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful jaguar.
Quagcuntan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in Quagcuntan, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Quagcuntan, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Quagcuntan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Quagcuntan's Holy Commandments
1. Always help tapirs in need.
2. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing turquoise tights.
3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Quagcuntan on top of important buildings.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not wear tin on your body.