Fodlargcab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless crow.

Fodlargcab created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlargcab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodlargcab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fodlargcab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fodlargcab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the east.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never paint your neck orange.