Cudhugkadrulsafbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet turtle.

Cudhugkadrulsafbep created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhugkadrulsafbep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudhugkadrulsafbep, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cudhugkadrulsafbep's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cudhugkadrulsafbep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo turtles for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Cudhugkadrulsafbep three times a day.