Xenpidquimflisgillinwegdan Bodzandagham is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong sheep.

Xenpidquimflisgillinwegdan Bodzandagham created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenpidquimflisgillinwegdan Bodzandagham, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xenpidquimflisgillinwegdan Bodzandagham, she will torture you forever.

Xenpidquimflisgillinwegdan Bodzandagham's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xenpidquimflisgillinwegdan Bodzandagham's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from fawn porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never wear shoes.