Getgenfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring donkey.

Getgenfas created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getgenfas, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Getgenfas, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Getgenfas' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Getgenfas' Holy Commandments

1. Getgenfas loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Getgenfas loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never look in ponds.