Bapdodtarpbom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring raven.

Bapdodtarpbom created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapdodtarpbom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bapdodtarpbom, he will destroy your home planet.

Bapdodtarpbom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bapdodtarpbom's Holy Commandments

1. Bapdodtarpbom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never paint your face pink.

5. Never wear blue dresses.