Flyvaglakwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless wyrm.

Flyvaglakwad created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyvaglakwad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flyvaglakwad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flyvaglakwad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flyvaglakwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at nebulae.