Tondutnell is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying ferret.

Tondutnell created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Tondutnell, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tondutnell, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tondutnell's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tondutnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tondutnell on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Worship no other gods but Tondutnell.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.