Nulquimdod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, flying yak.

Nulquimdod created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulquimdod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulquimdod, it will remove you from existence.

Nulquimdod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nulquimdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never eat rice.