Bigquartstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart centipede.

Bigquartstig created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigquartstig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bigquartstig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bigquartstig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bigquartstig's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Always help voles in need.