Somflagzig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong bat.

Somflagzig created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somflagzig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Somflagzig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Somflagzig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Somflagzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never bounce near voles.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.