Pibtipdab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil eagle.

Pibtipdab created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtipdab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibtipdab, it will turn you into a dog.

Pibtipdab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pibtipdab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at planets.