Gidgomcit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless octopus.

Gidgomcit created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidgomcit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidgomcit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gidgomcit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gidgomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.