Funpagfed is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring raven.

Funpagfed created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funpagfed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Funpagfed, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Funpagfed's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Funpagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the north.

5. Always wear turquoise.