Figsinzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient goose.

Figsinzog created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Figsinzog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Figsinzog, he will think nothing of it.

Figsinzog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Figsinzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Figsinzog on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.