Sandbidcar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil dove.

Sandbidcar created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandbidcar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sandbidcar, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sandbidcar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sandbidcar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Sandbidcar's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. You must love Sandbidcar.