Yimyattmig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent goat.

Yimyattmig created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimyattmig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimyattmig, it will turn you into a worm.

Yimyattmig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yimyattmig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.