Cubbafcud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced donkey.

Cubbafcud created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubbafcud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubbafcud, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cubbafcud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cubbafcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.