Gupsanben is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional yak.

Gupsanben created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gupsanben, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gupsanben, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gupsanben's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gupsanben's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away if nine bats approach from the north.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Gupsanben must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.