Dossdammil is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, boastful hummingbird.

Dossdammil created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dossdammil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dossdammil, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dossdammil's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dossdammil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Dossdammil loves seals, so they must be honoured.
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