Dittarsand is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy butterfly.

Dittarsand created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dittarsand, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dittarsand, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dittarsand's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dittarsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed peanuts to cats while wearing pink shorts.

5. Never pour water over plants.