Godjabgub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing clam.

Godjabgub created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godjabgub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godjabgub, he will turn you into a slug.

Godjabgub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Godjabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet boots.

2. Hide from black capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about swans.