Hugyokmil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy crab.

Hugyokmil created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugyokmil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugyokmil, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hugyokmil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hugyokmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide if four whales approach from the east.

5. Always help shrews in need.