Carvaddum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured ferret.

Carvaddum created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carvaddum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Carvaddum, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Carvaddum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Carvaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from turquoise dogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Never go into purple rooms.