Yamluntof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, prudent cobra.

Yamluntof created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yamluntof, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamluntof, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yamluntof's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yamluntof's Holy Commandments

1. Yamluntof loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from pink badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yamluntof.