Ranhivsit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, compassionate raven.

Ranhivsit created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhivsit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranhivsit, he will turn you into a frog.

Ranhivsit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ranhivsit's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.