Tigfaront is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Tigfaront created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfaront, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigfaront, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tigfaront's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tigfaront's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigfaront.