Rullzignut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic wombat.

Rullzignut created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullzignut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rullzignut, he will strike you with lightening.

Rullzignut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rullzignut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must love Rullzignut.

5. Rullzignut loves mice, so they must be respected.