Hanpopsak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent dugong.

Hanpopsak created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanpopsak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hanpopsak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hanpopsak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hanpopsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never skip near monkeys.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.