Quathomjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm hydra.

Quathomjan created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quathomjan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quathomjan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quathomjan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Quathomjan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four swans approach from the north.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not hurt badgers.