Rullrancar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, calm meerkat.

Rullrancar created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullrancar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rullrancar, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rullrancar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rullrancar's Holy Commandments

1. Rullrancar loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rullrancar on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Rullrancar's name in vain.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullrancar.