Kop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fast lizard.

Kop created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kop, he will curse you with boils.

Kop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kop.

2. Kop loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never write about comets.