Vonmegveg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy giraffe.

Vonmegveg created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonmegveg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonmegveg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vonmegveg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vonmegveg's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if nine seals approach from the east.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Vonmegveg on top of important buildings.