Rapbellzan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful unicorn.

Rapbellzan created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rapbellzan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rapbellzan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rapbellzan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rapbellzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Always obey Rapbellzan's priests.