Limstipcib Sogbumtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous crab.

Limstipcib Sogbumtetti created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Limstipcib Sogbumtetti, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limstipcib Sogbumtetti, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Limstipcib Sogbumtetti's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Limstipcib Sogbumtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Limstipcib Sogbumtetti loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing turquoise jumpers.