Sakrullquill is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, deceitful rhinoceros.

Sakrullquill created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakrullquill, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sakrullquill, she will turn you into a worm.

Sakrullquill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sakrullquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sakrullquill.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Do not kill capybaras.