Fasmiphap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast donkey.

Fasmiphap created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmiphap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fasmiphap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fasmiphap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fasmiphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.