Nellarncub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast raven.

Nellarncub created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellarncub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nellarncub, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nellarncub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nellarncub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.