Gednellxem Feb is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful warg.

Gednellxem Feb created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gednellxem Feb, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gednellxem Feb, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gednellxem Feb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gednellxem Feb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Gednellxem Feb on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Worship no other gods but Gednellxem Feb.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not bounce in public.