Ratpakkingadkem Biftonkban Dubhasfubvil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective butterfly.

Ratpakkingadkem Biftonkban Dubhasfubvil created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratpakkingadkem Biftonkban Dubhasfubvil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ratpakkingadkem Biftonkban Dubhasfubvil, he will turn you into a rat.

Ratpakkingadkem Biftonkban Dubhasfubvil's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ratpakkingadkem Biftonkban Dubhasfubvil's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away from pink mites, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Ratpakkingadkem Biftonkban Dubhasfubvil.

5. Do not cook food in pots.