Bomzenyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured crow.

Bomzenyog created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomzenyog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomzenyog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bomzenyog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bomzenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Never sing near eagles.

4. Never sit in the presence of cats.

5. Always help sheep.