Hunhamgem is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring duck.

Hunhamgem created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhamgem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunhamgem, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hunhamgem's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hunhamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.
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