Misvedteenbed is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omnipotent wyvern.

Misvedteenbed created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Misvedteenbed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Misvedteenbed, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Misvedteenbed's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Misvedteenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away from indigo foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Misvedteenbed must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.