Kadkimsin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic crow.

Kadkimsin created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadkimsin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kadkimsin, she will be very unhappy.

Kadkimsin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kadkimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Kadkimsin loves manatees, so they must be honoured.
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