Quartbinpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent tortoise.

Quartbinpod created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Quartbinpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quartbinpod, she will think nothing of it.

Quartbinpod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quartbinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quartbinpod.