Minfitmid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic goose.

Minfitmid created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minfitmid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Minfitmid, it will turn you into a rock.

Minfitmid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Minfitmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Minfitmid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.