Binrilbastfun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering dragon.

Binrilbastfun created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binrilbastfun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binrilbastfun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Binrilbastfun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Binrilbastfun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Binrilbastfun on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Put Binrilbastfun first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binrilbastfun.