Midbusvol is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm fish.

Midbusvol created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Midbusvol, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Midbusvol, he will turn you into a worm.

Midbusvol's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Midbusvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.