Bisskenjat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent mongoose.

Bisskenjat created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskenjat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bisskenjat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bisskenjat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bisskenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your hands black.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt monkeys.