Dagnadlap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast cobra.

Dagnadlap created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagnadlap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dagnadlap, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dagnadlap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dagnadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Dagnadlap eight times a day.